λxel's site

[Ruca]Axel: guess what
[Ruca]Rokk: ?
[Ruca]Axel: spy sappin' My dispensor
[Ruca]Rokk: oh
[Ruca]Rokk: you got me out of the shower for that?

[Ruca]Axel: Shibanger asks if You eat children
[Ruca]Vic Rattlehead: only as a delicacy
[Ruca]Axel: ok

[Ruca]Axel: Shibanger asks do You eat children, do You ?
[RGC]Gunuse: no
[Ruca]Axel: k

[Ruca]Shair(Axel): it's over 9000
[Ruca]Rokk jest teraz Zaraz wracam.
[Ruca]Shair(Axel): :3
[Ruca]Shair(Axel):
[Ruca]Shair(Axel): :DD
[Ruca]Rokk jest teraz Online.
[Ruca]Rokk: w-hat
[Ruca]Rokk: oh
[Ruca]Rokk: You got me out of the toilet for that?
[Ruca]Rokk: -_-
[Ruca]Shair(Axel): XDD
[Ruca]Shair(Axel): it's going to My sig on forums

[Civil]: my harddrive got 4600 ram

[Ruca]Deagle Dude: <insert keyword here>
[Ruca]Deagle Dude: <insert text>
[Ruca]Shair(Axel): <put dispensor here>

[Saphr]Shibanger: I met someone super cool and smart today
[Saphr]Shibanger: Haha no.
[Ruca]Axel: Uber is not cool

[Ruca]Axel: so I heard U liek mudkipz
[Ruca]Majik: I think you heard wrong.
[Ruca]Majik: I dont HAVE mudkipz.
[Ruca]Axel: but U LIEK them
[Ruca]Majik: Why yes, I think theyre delicous.
[Ruca]Axel: You didn't tell Me You bring a secret weapon Luigi
[Ruca]Majik: Is it biiger than a breadbox?
[Ruca]Axel: that's Mama Luigi to You Mario
[Ruca]Majik: Well if i listened to her, how do you think the Chickens wouldof survived.
[Ruca]Axel: simple, they are scout class, if you have any idia of survival on battliefield You will own :3
[Ruca]Majik: But what if Packie wants to play pool?
[Ruca]Axel: wut ? I was thinking You're talking 'bout avatar wars
[Ruca]Majik: No, I dont think its normal to wet the bed when you 34.
[Ruca]Axel: it's not 34, it's 4:13AM
[Ruca]Majik: Ahh but little do you know, while we were talking Hammer and Garth snuck up behind you. and rever is In that tower of there.
[Ruca]Axel: guess what ?
[Ruca]Axel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61sBTr7P-w
[Ruca]Majik: Im sorry, my Portal gun is acting up, I have to go. But this is going in my sig.

[Ruca]Axel: 4chan uquals pedobear
[Ruca]Axel: *equals
[Ruca]Killa: pretty much

[Ruca]Axel: or if You will have problems head to www.ubercow.net , Hew added some things to help Ya
[Ruca]Killa: rickrollzers
[Ruca]Axel: yeah they help a lot, atleast for Me because actually I like this song XD

[Ruca]Axel: HELP
[Ruca]Axel: I REQUIRE ASISTANCE
Gaga: NEGATIVE !
[Ruca]Axel: there's a fly in My room I'm so scared ;(
Gaga: OH GOD !
Gaga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Gaga: KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT ! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT ! :D
[Ruca]Axel: OMG THERE ARE TWO FLIES
Gaga: KILL EM ! THEY DESERVE ID ! THEY SPREAD VIRUSES AND SICKNESSES !!!!
[Ruca]Axel: I'm affraid :'(
Gaga: OH GOD !!!!
Gaga: SS GESTAPO IN MY ROOM !!!!
[Ruca]Axel: nah, nothing scary
[Ruca]Axel: *sigh*
[Ruca]Axel: I am their spy
Gaga: what ?
[Ruca]Axel: peekaboo !
[Ruca]Axel: *backstab*
Gaga: WHAT YOU ???? YOU ARE NAZI THEN IF YOU ARE GESTAPO SPY !
[Ruca]Axel: I never really was on Your side
Gaga: OH NO ! THE GERMANS TOOK OVER HIM
Gaga: do you know who i AM ???!!!!!
[Ruca]Axel: SCOUT IS SPY
Gaga: NO !
Gaga: IM AN DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE !
[Ruca]Axel: that medic is a spy
Gaga: NO !
Gaga: I AM SPY !
[Ruca]Axel: spy is medic

[Ruca]Axel: that medic is a spy
[Ruca]reacktsymdrom: that axel is a light weapons guy

[Ruca]Axel: XBOX 360 - 200$, candy 0.10$, pissing off DropKick - priceless
[Ruca]Axel: [Ruca]Axel: I am heavy weapons guy, and this is My weapon *points at sandvich*
[Ruca]DropKicK: .........
[Ruca]DropKicK: stfu...........
[Ruca]Axel: :c
[Ruca]Axel: whY ?
[Ruca]DropKicK: ur annoying sumtimes
[Ruca]Axel: no
[Ruca]DropKicK: ya
[Ruca]Axel: negative
[Ruca]DropKicK: wutever
[Ruca]Axel: hostage down
[Ruca]DropKicK: jesus christ im blocking u
[Ruca]Axel: You're blocking Jesus ? give Me his id

[Ruca]Killa: i want
[Ruca]Killa: gunuse back
[Ruca]Killa: =[
[Ruca]Axel: :C
[Ruca]Killa is  going to make noodles
[Ruca]Axel: lol there is TV show called Everybody loves Raymond, there should be one with Gun
[Ruca]Killa: i know abotu everybody love reaymond
[Ruca]Axel: I know about Everybody loves Gunuse :x
[Ruca]Killa: lol
[Ruca]Axel: it was cancelled :c

[Ruca]Axel: I found some expired cereals
[Ruca]Axel: so I will eat it

[Ruca]Axel: demoman is credit to team
[Ruca]Killa: indded i am
[Ruca]Axel: then
[Ruca]Axel: demoman is spy

[Ruca]Axel: I don't have PHX3
[Ruca]Axel: I don't even have WireMod
[Ruca]Axel: not even ULX
[Ruca]Killa: o-
[Ruca]Axel: and GMOD is uninstalled
[Ruca]Axel: BUT
[Ruca]Axel: I still have RucaDJ

[Saphr]Shibanger: I would remember, i have a pornographic memory
[Saphr]Shibanger: Dont you mean Photograpic?
[Saphr]Shibanger: No.....
[Ruca]Axel: so You have addictional hard drive for porn ?
[Ruca]Axel: hmm good idea
[Saphr]Shibanger: no.
[Saphr]Shibanger: :S
[Saphr]Shibanger: Ur wired
[Ruca]Axel: no, I'm not even in wiremod

[Saphr]Shibanger: :O I shall bomb your cumtry

[Ruca]Axel: yeah, when going to aunt and home I was listening to RucaDJ, I got Rick Rolled 2 times, ear raped by LEEROY JENKINS, now I know everyone has AIDS and btw. Oh No You Didn't, I was in FFVII battle then I heard victory, also epic Jihad mix, I got called Fag, heard news about raining Chocolate Rain, got spinning right round oh yess baby right round and much much moar...

Doom: Hey, remember that picture of the two really cute chicks, one being a hyena; that you called really hot?
Doom: http://i42.tinypic.com/2jfhm9v.jpg
Doom: You just tented again, don't lie.
Spotty is raging.
Doom: Raging boner more liek.
Spotty: That other pic I called hot, did that have the same yena in it?
Spotty: And yeah, I meant raging hardon.
Doom: Yes
Spotty: Ah
Spotty: That is hot
Spotty saves and faps
Doom: But you're non-anatomically correct femspotty <3
Doom: So inreality you're just hot and moist down there, and probably panting. :v
Spotty: yay
Spotty: ROFL
Spotty: <3
Doom: <3
Spotty: FUCK
Spotty: ROFL
Spotty: ROFL
Spotty: ROFL
Spotty: MUM WALKED IN
Spotty: on that image fullsized
Doom: .-.
Doom: Oh lord.

Stray: I almost got banned from TFP from posting karadroth's dick in their chat
Gami: i got 2 bans by that idiot
Jinx: That's because we don't want drama
Malc: Never seen much of a problem from Kara.. why is he disliked?
Gami: wait what
Gami: omfg he posted his dick somewhere ?
Stray: no, he gave it to me when he tried to win me over from endeav
Jinx: LOL
Gami: ...
=NH= Iggy/Shayde: ...
Malc: ...
Gami: was it too small for ya ? xD
λxel: FAIL

Gami: some creep invited me for a furmeet  which was last saturday
|uG| Munch: did you go? :p
ClockCat: you can eat all you like at sheizercon
Gami: um no
Gami: the fact that he asked for pictures of my dick for his birthday  really helped me in deciding
Marshtomp left chat.
ClockCat: lol
|uG| Munch: LOL
Leif Is a Sick Wolfy chuckles.
Leif Is a Sick Wolfy: Niiiiice.
λxel is sick: LOL
λxel is sick: it goes to My site
Stray: haha

RollingEye: in TFP You can turn any message into gay joke
Jinx: That's really hard to do Rolling
λxel: not really
Xan The Lucario goes "glug!"
Jinx: (actually I worded my sentence in such a way that...)
RollingEye: Jinx: I'm really hard, Rolling
RollingEye: fix'd
λxel: Jinx: That's really hard, Rolling
Jinx: lol
λxel: lol 

RollingEye: ....
RollingEye: GG python
RollingEye: Couldn't have been much worse than when my TA was proofreading my paper.
RollingEye: I was chatting earlier, and my turn came up for paper review
RollingEye: He's reading through it, so I'm just chillin
RollingEye: Suddenly, he turns to me
RollingEye: "Hey dude?"
RollingEye: "Yes?"
RollingEye: "Someone's... nuzzling you."
Ailure left chat.
|uG| Munch: LOL
λxel: LOL

{TFur} Owashii: F IS FOR FURRIES WHO BAWWW AT EACH OTHER
U IS FOR UNF UNF UNF
N IS FOR NSFW WHICH DESCRIBES STRAY'S LINKS
Down here in TFP!

VytaLibuS: lawl
λxel: Spotty is also My best friend
λxel: btw. nice hat, Munch
Spotty: Who the fuck are you?
λxel: lol
Spotty: xD
λxel: xD

[AD] .Dup: Shoot it into a black hole (After of course I find one and DON'T get sucked into it) and hold the earth ransom
[GMG] Jamie: Nice
ClöckCat: portal gun has to hit something both solid and flat to work
[AD] .Dup: Shoot one on my hand and one on my foot and become fairly confused
λxel: Your ass
[GMG] Jamie: But what if Earth gets sent into the Furry universe? and you get left behind.
λxel: NOOO
ClöckCat: :o
[AD] .Dup: D:
[AD] .Dup: I'd sit in my emo corner
λxel: same
[AD] .Dup: Cut myself
λxel: same
[AD] .Dup: Eat poop and fall asleep.
λxel: not same
ClöckCat: lol
[AD] .Dup: xD

λxel: Witchie, if you will feel better after, You can boot Me for no reason and I will ignore it :V
Madfox: But I had Bacon D=
VytaLibuS: NO Axel!
Python was kicked by Witchiebunny.
Witchiebunny: I feel better
Witchiebunny: <3

Dr. λxel: ok so what was first, egg, hen or KFC ?
VytaLibuS: BURGER KING

|—´| -00æzñ-: axel
λxel wields newspaper
λxel: do-it
|—´| -00æzñ-: ok
|—´| -00æzñ-: fine
|—´| -00æzñ-: ill click

FerretParade!: its good for an artist to think they suck
Retro Armadillo: Awxome! :O
FerretParade!: that kind of thinking
FerretParade!: leads to improvment
λxel: I do suck
λxel: wait, I'm not artist
λxel: I do not suck \o/
«:MX:» Sniper Wolf: lol
|uG| Munch: lol

[SSM]Mintsmoker: wow my pic made someone drawn?
[SSM]Mintsmoker: THIS IS MADNESS!
λxel: THIS IS SPARTAAA
λxel boots Mint
[SSM]Mintsmoker falls down hole
Jamie is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
λxel: tonight We dine in hell !

Rixon-Fucking bootloader is gone: Total bullshit
Dr. λxel: more like IRL
Rixon-Fucking bootloader is gone: FUCKING BULLSHIT
=NH= Iggy: reinstall it rixon
=NH= Iggy: ol
Rixon-Fucking bootloader is gone: FUCK OFF
Dr. λxel: RAGE
Rixon-Fucking bootloader is gone disconnected.
Dr. λxel: ragequit
Dr. λxel: lold

pablofiasco: well at leas the didnt say candlejack
VytaLibuS: The bad events even neglected me.
Dr. λxel / ®c‹Æ: \o/
pablofiasco: oh shi_
pablofiasco disconnected.

|—´| -00æzñ-: hey, i have a question
Retro Armadillo: MRee?
Owashii nibbles on one of Retro's ears.
|—´| -00æzñ-: whats so bad about saying candlejack? is something supposed to happen? am i supposed to dissapear or something?
C„pndlej„pck entered chat.
|—´| -00æzñ-: oshit
C„pndlej„pck: ...
=NH= Iggy #TheStation: AHHAHA
C„pndlej„pck: yes
Owashii: QUOTED
=NH= Iggy #TheStation: FUCKING QUOTED
.:GRB:. Daedalus: o.o
C„pndlej„pck: You're going with Me
Retro Armadillo: o.o
|—´| -00æzñ- disconnected.
ﻖﮜ | [#OMEGA] - K2 is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
C„pndlej„pck: damned asians keeps forgetting about old Candlejack....
C„pndlej„pck left chat.
Dr.Axel: XD

Rixon: Syrinx, why not just respawn him?
Syrinx Eaglefloofs: i tried D:
Rixon: I mean like
Spotty left chat.
Rixon: Force_respawn_Player id Spotty
Spotty entered chat.
Rixon: IT WORKED!

The Ripper: lol i telefraged the same engie 4 times will he ever learn?
Anthrax: Nope.
λxel: rofl
McFuzzButt's Cheeks of Doom: haha
pilli10: this place is way better than the YCP chat group
Jamie ish a cutie: YCP?
λxel: YCP ?
McFuzzButt's Cheeks of Doom: YCP?
λxel: YCP ?
The Ripper: YCP?
λxel: YCP ?
Jamie ish a cutie: YCP?
λxel: YCP ?
Anthrax: YCP?
NM Jeff: YCP
The Ripper: YCP?
McFuzzButt's Cheeks of Doom: YCP?
NM Jeff: ?
λxel: YCP ?
NM Jeff: YCP?
Anthrax: YCP?
λxel: YCP ?
McFuzzButt's Cheeks of Doom: YCP?
pilli10: you chew poop
Jamie ish a cutie: lol
λxel: oh, ok

Spotty: Holy shit grif, if you did that, i'd totally suck your dick
Spotty: wrong window
Mr.Bubbles: whoaaa
λxel: LMAO

λxel dressed like homeless
λxel: have soem change ?
Darius Wulf gives 5c
λxel: have some more ?
Darius Wulf: NEVA
λxel more homeless walks towards Darius
λxel: chaaaaange
λxel: give some chaaange
Darius Wulf: is that off southpark?
λxel: (yes)
Darius Wulf gives wlalet
Darius Wulf: wallet even
λxel horde of homeless walks towards Darius
λxel: have soem moore ?
Darius Wulf shits fur, RUNS
λxel runs against him with others
λxel: CHAAAANGE
λxel: HAVE SOME MOOORE ?
λxel: CHAAAAANGEEE
Darius Wulf gives everything hes got
λxel ARMY of homeless walks towards Darius
λxel: have some more ?
λxel: give some change
λxel: got any change ?
Darius Wulf: D:
Darius Wulf gives everything
λxel WHOLE CITY OF HOMELESS WORKS TOWARDS DARIUS
Darius Wulf: D:
λxel: have soem change ?
Darius Wulf plays dead
λxel all homeless zombies walks around randomly
λxel: chaaaaange......

λxel: and this took major priority now
λxel: I was about to make that poster I promised I will make for My teacher because her printer is broked but I was just like "fuck it, new wallpaper is more important"
λxel: then when making I noticed I don't have Office 2007 installed anyway
Jinx (1): XD
λxel: good times
λxel: x3
λxel: She wanted clipart smiley somewhere....but this is impossible
λxel: My "rare good mind" wants to do this but "that retarded side of Me" will put awesome smiley in anyway
Jinx (1): LOL DO IT
λxel: rofl yea

λxel: I want Python to get in chat, and get booted
Vostok: :/
[R3R] Azzarox loses the game
Witchiebunny: Wll Python's not here
λxel: :c
Witchiebunny: So who'll take up th slack?
Witchiebunny: I KNOW.
λxel: OH CRAP
You have been kicked from the chat by Witchiebunny.

λxel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K46_uKUzKCs I wouldn't be sitting here
LaTsYrK: THAT
LaTsYrK: IS THE COCKS
LaTsYrK: THAT I DID ONE OF
λxel: THIS IS SPARTAAAA
LaTsYrK: NO
λxel boots Cypher
LaTsYrK: THIS
LaTsYrK: IS
LaTsYrK: cocks
λxel: NO.
LaTsYrK: BOOTS CYPHER?
LaTsYrK: WATCH THIS LOL
λxel: WHY NOT ?
Cypher was kicked by LaTsYrK.
LaTsYrK: LOLOLO
λxel: rofl

Disgruntled: We should have a scale of gayness ranging from 0 to Spotty.

λxel: chat has dead
TragicallyFlawed disconnected.
Giuseppe disconnected.
Niko - InsanityDisabled disconnected.
λxel: PERFECT